LOGO 1 ADVANCED HOLE
PUCKER 96%CIRCULARITY 99%VOID DEPTH 94%
FAKE INSTITUTE OF AI ANATOMY / EST. 2026
THE HOLE LAB
A rigorous and objective analysis of why every AI logo looks like a butthole.
ANATOMICAL
ANOMALY
ANOMALY
[ TARGET LOCKED ]CENTRAL VOID
SUBJECT // 00HPUCKER EVENT
We ran the numbers.
The hole was statistically significant.Peer review pending.
LOGOS SCANNED:5HOLES DETECTED:5FALSE POSITIVES:0CONFIDENCE:99.69%
// DATASET 001–005
THE HOLE INDEX™
Independent. Objective. Anatomically concerning.
9.8/10
LOGO 2 SUSPICIOUS
PUCKER 95%CIRCULARITY 97%VOID DEPTH 92%
LOGO 3 CRITICAL HOLE
PUCKER 99%CIRCULARITY 98%VOID DEPTH 97%
LOGO 4 CORPORATE-GRADE
PUCKER 94%CIRCULARITY 100%VOID DEPTH 96%
LOGO 5 BUTTHOLE CONFIRMED
PUCKER 100%CIRCULARITY 100%VOID DEPTH ∞
// INTERACTIVE MODULE
LOGO
SCANNER
Select a corporate specimen.
Our machine will find the truth.
97.3%PUCKER CONFIDENCEANALYSIS OUTPUT
- CURVATURE
- HIGH
- CENTRAL VOID
- PRESENT
- RADIAL SYMMETRY
- CONCERNING
- PUCKER CONFIDENCE
- 97.3%
FINAL RESULTDEFINITELY A HOLE
// FIGURE 06-A
ANATOMY OF A
MODERN AI LOGO
OUTER CURVETOO SMOOTH
INNER VOIDUNEXPLAINED
SYMMETRYSUSPICIOUS
RADIUSCHEEK-LIKE
CENTERPUCKERED
VISUAL LANGUAGECORPORATE BUTTHOLE
// FINAL PEER-REJECTED CONCLUSION
THE DATA
IS CLEAR.
THE LOGOS HAVE HOLES.
$HOLE / SOL
Artificial intelligence.
Natural buttholes.
FIAACLASSIFIED / ABSURD
- STUDY
- AI LOGO ANATOMY 2026
- SAMPLE SIZE
- 5
- RESULT
- 100% HOLE-LIKE
- P-VALUE
- LOL
- PEER REVIEW
- DENIED
- CONCLUSION
- BUY $HOLE
CONFIRMED